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Calling All Ninjas!

August 29, 2006

(fist tap to Psychick)

    Memorandum


re: Transportation and Security Administration new rules

Fellow Ninjas:
The following items from our top secret arsenal WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED as carry on items. Despite our invisibility techniques and tracking avoidance ability, the Ninja Council believes it is now too dangerous to bring these items on airplane trips.

  • Kubotans (pocket batons)
  • Shuriken (Throwing Stars)
  • nunchakus
  • shobo to hanbo
  • See the official TSA list for other items important to ninpo.

    The council is aware that despite these items being easily concealed by even the weakest genin and being legal to carry on board in the past, please use your skills to procure weapons on ground if necessary.

    We also recommend that unless traveling in steath mode (i.e. in the overhead storage compartment) you avoid wearing hakama or other gear that will invite suspicion from TSA officials.

    domo

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