All hail! The New Queen of Brooklyn
I’ve been remiss. On Easter Sunday, my bestest friend (of nearly two decades), known here only as MC Verb, welcomed his first born child, Naomi, into the world. Should I get permission I will post a picture (Dude, can I?). I can hardly imagine the future of wonderment Naomi has ahead, especially considering her Dad, top flight second baseman for the Tar Heels back in the day, public policy genius, youngest ever VP in his organization, and best ever harasser of Pizza Hut delivery workers. Having an Ivy Leaguer as a Mom doesn’t hurt, either.
I’m also laughing because he’s probably up changing diapers while I’m writing this. BWAHAHAH~~~~~~~~~~